Message Board August 2000
- Date:
- 31-08-00
- Time:
- 23:16:14
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Has Carvoeiro got a football team?if not, which is the nearest team?
Eagles Supporter Crystal Palace Football fan!
- Date:
- 31-08-00
- Time:
- 20:22:04
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Thankyou very much Mr Webmaster my stomach is now calm love Emma xxxxxx
- Date:
- 31-08-00
- Time:
- 19:03:10
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Paul? Michelle? Drunk?
Can't believe it
The bearded man from the hills
- Date:
- 30-08-00
- Time:
- 22:47:09
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Hi to Michelle and Paul, We met you in Smilers Bar one night. Do you remember
us? I doubt it you were very drunk !!! We know you use the message board so if you see
this message, please reply and we can keep in touch. Hope Paul was ok on the flight home.
Love from E & D.
- Date:
- 30-08-00
- Time:
- 19:25:24
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Sorry i did read the instructions but was not sure how long it took to get to
the board. I do now so,if it cheesed a few, apoligies given to all.
- Date:
- 30-08-00
- Time:
- 19:00:46
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What about my soya milk,tofu and organic fruit and veg???Sorry to be boring but
does anyone out there know if I can get them in carvoeiro?? from the Sad Diet Queen Emma
xxx
We shop in a german biological farm close to Silves (16 km. from Carvoeiro);
vegetables, chicken, wine, fruit-juice, uht milk, dried beans etc. Otherwise I've seen
soya milk in local supermarkets. The Algarve is not yet very well supplied with biological
products, but you'll get the essentials.
Webmaster
- Date:
- 30-08-00
- Time:
- 09:20:12
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I agree, absolutely. READ THE INSTRUCTIONS
- Date:
- 29-08-00
- Time:
- 22:36:45
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We have got the message about now!
Lordallmighty, is it that difficult to follow some instructions???
- Date:
- 29-08-00
- Time:
- 21:48:47
Comments
we are staying in Praia da Rocha ,could any one be kind enough to let us know
what the area is like. does anyone no of any local dive centres?.I am an open water diver
P.A.D.I. could anyone let us now about the bus and taxi service. and is it right that
there is a free bus to the water park. Has anyone stayed at the Sol Flor da Rocha
Apartments and if so what are they like .anything that you would think would be helpful.
you can E-mail us at...DelCathy@dcathy.freeserve.co.uk
- Date:
- 29-08-00
- Time:
- 12:54:48
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Re enquiry about a local Dive School - there is one located at Quinta do Paraiso
(near to Monte Carvoeiro) and called Divers Cove. Contact details are Tel.282 356594 or
e-mail to diverscove@mail.telepac.pt - website address for more details is
www.diverscove.de The school offers full tuition to all grades and qualifications through
PADI. Hope this helps
- Date:
- 29-08-00
- Time:
- 08:54:19
Comments
could anyone be kind enough to let us know if there are any dive schools close
by, or in Praia da Rocha.also is it right that there is a free bus to the water park. you
can E-mail us at DelCathy@dcathy.freeserve.co.uk thanks
- Date:
- 28-08-00
- Time:
- 11:46:44
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We are moving to carvoeiro (can't wait) but unfortunately i'm on a restricted
diet.Can I get soya stuff like milk,tofu,seeds etc Also organic fruit and vegetables
and/or any other organic produce? Thankyou very much, Emma
- Date:
- 26-08-00
- Time:
- 23:08:49
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Congratulations Diogo on your 11th birthday!
All the best from the hill folk
- Date:
- 26-08-00
- Time:
- 15:14:34
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Hi all carvoeiro lovers. Been back for two weels now and had a great time in
Carvoerio, met four girls from England called VANESSSA, SOPHIE, HELEN AND SALLY who we
want to keep in contact with. So if yoou read this then please contact the message board
again!
From KERRI, MELISSA AND ASHLEY!
- Date:
- 26-08-00
- Time:
- 10:57:42
Comments
Moving to Carvoeiro early 2001.Would appreciate advice from anybody who has done
the same.Young couple with 4 year old child.Any information on good estate agents with two
bedroom apartments to buy would be welcome
- Date:
- 25-08-00
- Time:
- 19:24:10
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Dear Vicky at the jailhouse, I wanted to send you some ingrediants so that you
could practice your Blue lagoons 4 next time but your hotmail address won't work. Write to
me at chrislammy@hotmail.com Chris PS Scuba Steve is the best model in the Algarve!!!
- Date:
- 25-08-00
- Time:
- 16:38:17
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Re Estate Agents Carleton Properties have an excellent selection of villas. They
are located on Estrada do Farol ( the road from the square to the Almansor Hotel, near to
the Credit Predial Bank ). You can email them before you come on carleton@mail.telepac.pt
- web site is www.carleton-properties.com. Look forward to seeing you in September.
- Date:
- 25-08-00
- Time:
- 16:00:07
Comments
Thanks to Garf and the other (anonymous) contributor who wrote in re supermaket
hours.
Ray and Debbie
- Date:
- 25-08-00
- Time:
- 15:10:48
Comments
Intermarche opening hours: daily from 9.00 am till 9.00 pm., sundays from 9.00
am till 1.00 am.
Garf.
- Date:
- 25-08-00
- Time:
- 14:37:17
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Can't remember the exact hours for Intermarche...just there last week as well!
If I do remember rightly it is open till 9.00pm through the week ...I wasn't up
early enough to know what time it opens - but it's early!
The other smaller supermarkets in town usually open a little later till about
9.30 but I did find a couple open as late as 10.00pm...suppose it depends if it's
worthwhile their staying open or not!
- Date:
- 25-08-00
- Time:
- 09:22:26
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no... but I've seen some pink minis around town!
- Date:
- 24-08-00
- Time:
- 20:21:30
Comments
are there any facilities for camper vans in or around carvoeiro
- Date:
- 24-08-00
- Time:
- 14:21:30
Comments
Can anyone help with some reputable estate agents based in Carvoeiro ie names
and numbers. Arriving 7th September and would like some idea whats available villa wise to
buy....thanks
- Date:
- 24-08-00
- Time:
- 14:00:44
Comments
We are arriving in Carvoeiro on Saturday afternoon. Can anybody please tell us
what the opening hours are for the Intermarche supermarket (or any other supermarket) ?
Thanks
Ray and Debbie
- Date:
- 24-08-00
- Time:
- 13:01:53
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RE: Tres Castellos apartments in Praia de Rocha Irish Pub nearby? Or else!!
The only reason I am going to the Praia de Rocha is so I can visit Carvoeiro :-)
Believe it or not there are more Irish pubs in Europe outside of Ireland than there are
inside. Not sure what entitles a pub to call itself Irish, they are generally not owned by
Irish, I guess its if they sell Guinness.
BTW WEBMASTER, excellent Web site. One question though re. the Web cam why has
that truck been stuck in the middle of the road for the last 2 weeks :-)
- Date:
- 24-08-00
- Time:
- 11:26:21
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RE: Tres Castellos apartments in Praia de Rocha Irish Pub nearby? Or else!!
For info on info Praia da Rocha, I suggest you visit their web-site! Oops, there
is no such thing? Well, who wants to go there anyhow....
Irish Pubs??? Word is there is an island west of England that seems to have a
lot of those things! Enjoy & cheers...
Just kidding,
Garf.
- Date:
- 23-08-00
- Time:
- 20:54:10
Comments
OK right. Will somebody please tell me about the Tres Castellos apartments in
Praia de Rocha. If they nice? If they near the main beach and if there is an Irish Pub
nearby? Or else!!
- Date:
- 23-08-00
- Time:
- 19:51:44
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Re - Young at Heart / Bars with Atmosphere
Try Round up or Mungo's bar til 10.30, then a quick drink at Imprevisto bar and
then upto The Jailhouse for about 11.30pm for more Live and quiz's. After the Jailhouse
(closes 2.30) try Oficina, Absoluto Bar or Zecca's which are open until 4am. Mitch's is
also worth a visit on route to Absoluto.....
Have Fun
- Date:
- 23-08-00
- Time:
- 15:01:19
Comments
What's happened to the webcam? Have missed my daily viewing from work. I'm
arriving Carvoeiro Sept 9th for a week. Is there anything special happening that week?
Bringing our friends for their first visit here. Where's a good bar/restaurant for young
at heart but middle aged in reality. We like a good party atmosphere. I know carvoeiro,
but last time I came we had family with us so the needs were different. I know to start
and end at Sullys and ice cream parlour, but there may be new developments since last year
that we know nothing about! Let me know. Jo
- Date:
- 22-08-00
- Time:
- 20:00:09
Comments
Just got back fom Carvoeiro. Sorry Paulo for any disturbance. Bar Absoluto is
the best place to go. Any women going out watch out for a dodgy geezer going by the name
of Stavros. Oh and fairclough give me back my cd's.
- Date:
- 22-08-00
- Time:
- 19:30:47
Comments
financas lago is 282 352522
get and pay yer taxes!
- Date:
- 22-08-00
- Time:
- 16:40:45
Comments
Yo, guy`s and girls!! I`ve had a great time in Carvoeiro, especially in the
L.S.D. bar. The best bar in Carvoeiro!!! Good sound, nice people, cool barkeepers and a
lot of good drinks!! Try them if you ever get there! I“m gonna come back again, shurely!!
Peace, Nico.
- Date:
- 22-08-00
- Time:
- 03:36:56
Comments
Hi can anyone tell me what is the telefone# for Department of financas in Lagoa
- Date:
- 21-08-00
- Time:
- 23:48:53
Comments
Will the FOOL on the (Almansor) hill stand up and identify him(her)self please?
His (her) repaired brain is ready for collection at the nearest health centre.
Toodly pip
- Date:
- 21-08-00
- Time:
- 20:19:30
Comments
hi, i just got back from Carvoeiro. The best bar for Kareoke was jokers. i also
recommend the Jailhouse, Zecca's, Absolutlo, for teenagers. I went to slide and splash but
it was so busy even at 5 o'clock-so be prepared! I also recommend the Jumbolino for a
laugh! Emma
- Date:
- 21-08-00
- Time:
- 11:30:30
Comments
Just come back from 2 brill weeks in portugal. Thanks to Al and Carlos in the
Safari bar, who made sure our stay would never be forgotten. Can't wait for next year,
anyone going check out the Safari bar. Fiona and Ruth
- Date:
- 21-08-00
- Time:
- 11:00:24
Comments
Just arrived back after a wonderful two weeks. Already booked for next year.
Only down point of the holiday was the scum bag who tried to assault one of the 15 year
old girls in our party. Police where fantastic as where the hoiday reps. Keep up the good
work. Best regards to Howard and the team at Sulleys and Rocha Brava.
The Walker's & Moulton's
- Date:
- 20-08-00
- Time:
- 23:31:08
Comments
I would like to thank the people who answered my message about the hotel
almansor as for the FOOL with the nasty reply I was actually looking for personalised
information about the hotel from people who have stayed in the hotel. I beleive the only
fool here is the ignorant asshole who left the nasty mail. The site would be much better
with out your sort, again thanks for the nice messages much appreciated and thanks for the
support
- Date:
- 20-08-00
- Time:
- 12:13:08
Comments
Ilse and the Carvoeiro club dancers will be performing in the square on Thursday
night 24/08! Don't miss out!
- Date:
- 20-08-00
- Time:
- 11:37:46
Comments
Hallo wir kommen bald! Tschuess bis gleich
- Date:
- 20-08-00
- Time:
- 11:03:36
Comments
Hotel Almansor -
If you click on the 'HOTELS' link on the homepage of this site you will find out
everything about the almansor hotel including the e mail address.
Weather in October is generally good but you may get the odd downpour.If you use
the 'Weather' link it will tell you the average temp for October and the number of days
without rain.....
- Date:
- 20-08-00
- Time:
- 10:39:44
Comments
Hotel Almansor is very nice indeed. Just the restaurant is not up to much but
who wants to eat hotel grub with so many other restaurants around.
Try Primavera if you can get in.
- Date:
- 19-08-00
- Time:
- 23:53:17
Comments
Can anyone give me any information on the hotel Almansor in Carvoeiro. Has
anybody stayed there? What are the bars and restaurants like in the hotel and the
immediate area surrounding it? Also could somebody please tell me what the weather will be
like in mid-October? If anybody has an e-mail address for the hotel Almansor it would be
much appreciated. thanks in advance Joe
- Date:
- 19-08-00
- Time:
- 00:19:24
Comments
btw, we're with you mate. Mungoes sounds like FUN and THE place to go - just
bought some Neon nail varnish so should work a treat under all those lights- can't wait.
See you all tomorrow night!!!
- Date:
- 18-08-00
- Time:
- 17:03:27
Comments
colina village is great, colina sol is like a very bad old peoples home
- Date:
- 17-08-00
- Time:
- 22:28:46
Comments
Hi: Can anyone tell me, if you were going back and had a choice of staying at
Colina Village or Colina Sol - which is the better property??? Thanks please email me at:
Rina.Clark@jus.gov.on.ca Thanks much
- Date:
- 17-08-00
- Time:
- 20:06:11
Comments
message to diane seymour. We are staying at your villa in october but we have
lost all previous details from previous emails due to a server error with the internet.
Please contact h bevan @ hbevan2000@aol.com
regards
hb
- Date:
- 17-08-00
- Time:
- 13:01:42
Comments
I recently had dealings with a Mr Justins who acts as an agent for villas in the
Algarve, he proved to be a very dodgy character, who I would not recommend to my worst
enemy. Despite his best efforts I will definately visit the Algarve again, but not in his
properties.
- Date:
- 16-08-00
- Time:
- 09:32:52
Comments
FLIGHTS TO FARO From £88.00 Return
Just to advise users of Carvoeiro.com that the British Airways low cost airline
'GO' is offing flights from Stansted to Faro from £88.00 rtn. Details of restrictions are
below. Flights are on sale from 9am today (Wednesday 16th) until Monday 21st and can be
booked on wedsite their website www.go-fly.com/go-fly.html.
FARO from £88 rtn. Outbound 27-31 Aug, 2-4 Sept. Inbound 7-22 Sept.
Good luck.
- Date:
- 15-08-00
- Time:
- 23:46:03
Comments
Does anybody know what the hotel Almansor is like? What would the weather be
like in October? Is it possible to rent out jetskis in october?
- Date:
- 15-08-00
- Time:
- 22:46:00
Comments
Hi! Did everybody enjoy Ilse and the dancers from Carvoeiro Clube de Tenis last
night??? I hope you did! I'm Christian, the boy who was dancing in it! Bye,
Christian G*** We will be down there again soon!
- Date:
- 15-08-00
- Time:
- 17:37:20
Comments
Please could you supply any information on Ski Boat Hire, Speed Boat hire in the
Carvvoeiro area, commencing 25th August.
I look forward to your reply
Thank you
Tracey
Please email me as follows:-
sales-retail@roberts-group.com
- Date:
- 15-08-00
- Time:
- 15:22:31
Comments
There are 4 holes in the wall, big one, zoomarine and slide and splash all have
free busses from carvoeiro
- Date:
- 15-08-00
- Time:
- 13:54:02
Comments
Could someone please tell me is there a "hole in the wall" machine in
Carvoeiro from which we can draw cash using Visa/Mastercard. Thanks.
- Date:
- 15-08-00
- Time:
- 09:14:14
Comments
Taxi to The Big One:- Fare will be approx 5000 esc - why not try slide and
splash at Lagoa which will be approx 3500 esc - or there is a free bus from Rocha - speak
to the tourist information. Hotel Almansor - Hotel is great- good quality food and
facilities. GYM Try the Gym at the Club Carvoeiro - it is open to non members but I am not
sure of the cost.....
- Date:
- 15-08-00
- Time:
- 09:06:51
Comments
Have anyone an apartement for 2 persons for renting from 20. September to 04.
Oktober?? (around Lagoa/Carvoeiro/Armacao de Pera/Albufeira) email: galao@web.de
- Date:
- 15-08-00
- Time:
- 00:44:59
Comments
Hi,
How much would a taxi cost to the Big One water park in Alcantarilha from Praia
de Rocha?
- Date:
- 14-08-00
- Time:
- 23:45:11
Comments
I will be travelling to carvoeiro in Octoberl, could somebody please tell me
what sort of weather to expect. What the temperature will be? Any things of interest in
carvoeiro? Has anybody been to or stayed in the Almansoor hotel, wht's it like?
- Date:
- 14-08-00
- Time:
- 16:58:19
Comments
I will be travelling the Cartagena-Malaga corridor in early November 2000.
Interested in a room for 2 or 3 nights with locals..Anywhere along the beach.
I am a Canadian Woman who speaks limited Spanish..interested in the Export
Business.
Please e-mail me directly: helenkal@hotmail.com
- Date:
- 13-08-00
- Time:
- 16:32:54
Comments
I would like some info. on gyms in Carvoeiro, does anyone go and what are the
prices like? Is there anyone doing yoga, step or excercise classes, I want to get into
shape, but need some help1 Thanks in advance for any sensible answers!
- Date:
- 13-08-00
- Time:
- 16:30:26
Comments
what is all the "ice down" and "sweetheart" about?
- Date:
- 12-08-00
- Time:
- 18:29:20
Comments
'Rapido' speaks for itself - 'Rapidinha' means a "quickie"!!!! Make
sure you get it right or you could get more than you bargained for!!! Ice Down...you must
be fairly impressed with that surely??!! 'Sweetheart'
- Date:
- 12-08-00
- Time:
- 10:51:33
Comments
In the absents' of the Carvoeiro Poet here's a joke to speed your Saturday
along.
A zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the
gorilla, a female, became very excited and horny, and difficult to handle. Upon
examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem: she was in heat. What to do?
There was no male of this species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, an
employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Now Mike, it was rumoured, possessed
ample ability to satisfy any female,and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators
thought they might have a solution. Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female
gorilla. So he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to 'service' the
gorilla-for five hundred pounds? Mike replied that he might be interested, but would have
to think the matter over.
The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, but only
under three conditions: "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss
her," and "Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from
this union."
The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be
the third?
"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week to come up
with the five hundred pounds."!!!!!
Come back poet all is forgiven.......
- Date:
- 12-08-00
- Time:
- 01:02:26
Comments
Hi,
How much would a taxi cost to the Big One water park in Alcantarilha from Praia
de Rocha?
- Date:
- 12-08-00
- Time:
- 00:06:18
Comments
Hey! Michelle G, we, "The Goolies" woz just wondering, are you any
relation to "ALI G"????? :-)
Also, don't expect to meet us in the village, as we dont arrive until Sept 14th.
But you can do us a favour.When you go to the "Jailhouse" to claim your free
drinks, say Hi! to "Dave and Karen" and the two Stardust Groupies from BOWLTUN
"Vicky and Anna" Thanks.Enjoy your hol DotCom. Catch ya later! The Goolies.
- Date:
- 11-08-00
- Time:
- 22:57:24
Comments
Yes, there is still music in the square, but it's pretty crap. There's the
blonde bird Ilke or Iltze, does the same songs EVERY TIME, and she's there a couple of
days a week, boring!! Then there is Tom Jones( he wishes!!) all right if you like golden
oldies, he can at least sing in tune. For different music have a look at the Mexicans or
indians outside Smilers, they are something special
- Date:
- 11-08-00
- Time:
- 18:26:21
Comments
lots of taxi,s at the taxi rank outside smilers bar in centre of village no
problem getting home after a skinful. enjoy.
- Date:
- 11-08-00
- Time:
- 18:13:15
Comments
The bar Gordon Blanc is a strip club......if u like taht sort of thing???
- Date:
- 11-08-00
- Time:
- 18:11:33
Comments
Are there plenty of Taxis in Carvoeiro? I'd rather drink every evening than have
to worry about driving the family home.
We will be staying in Colina Village.
Tony_Craddock@yahoo.com
- Date:
- 11-08-00
- Time:
- 16:40:28
Comments
My husband and I just came back from Carvoeiro last week. We stayed at the Hotel
Almansor. It was very beautiful. We enjoyed all the beaches and all the wonderful
restaurants. Some of our favourites were, O Rafiol and Vela Lanterna. They served awsome
fish dishes especially they salmon and shrimp. I would recommend anyone to go visit the
Algarve and stay at Carvoeiro.
Edyta from Toronto, Canada
- Date:
- 11-08-00
- Time:
- 16:27:29
Comments
Thr Jailhouse bar up by the postoffice has great live music and is open until
late (after 1.00 a.m)starring Bobby Stardust and a great couple singing and playing
guitar. The Roundup bar also has live music starring Irish Dave. both are very good nights
so suggest you try them both and judge for yourself, Have a good holiday.
- Date:
- 11-08-00
- Time:
- 12:23:22
Comments
What's all this about Mr. Andrew - parking his bike?
Obviously local residents are aware of his time spent at All Hallows when his
adolescent "bike" was allegedly "parked" in some very strange places.
Perhaps thats why he is so bald!
love alphie.
- Date:
- 11-08-00
- Time:
- 10:06:16
Comments
We are arriving in Carvoeiro next Thursday (17th) - Can anyone advise which bars
have live music, and is there any day that is better than others? Is there still live
music on the square at night and what are the bands like? - Also which bars are the best
late night bars (after 1am)?
Thanks
- Date:
- 10-08-00
- Time:
- 22:53:25
Comments
Hi,
I believe there is a very nice club "Gordon Blanc". Can anybody tell
me anything about it?
cp_j_t_kirk@hotmail.com
- Date:
- 10-08-00
- Time:
- 21:58:22
Comments
Some comedy to lighten your day.......
QUOTES FROM EMPLOYEE REVIEWS - Part 1
(1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig."
(2) "His men would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid
curiosity."
(3) "I would not allow this employee to breed."
(4) "This employee is really not so much of a has-been but more of a
definite won't be."
(5) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in
a trap."
(6) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change
feet."
(7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
(8) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
(9) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve
them."
(10) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
- Date:
- 10-08-00
- Time:
- 19:54:12
Comments
Hey, I'll come to carvoeiro at 19. august and im looking to hire a mountainbike.
can anyone help me? I want to run (training for Marathon) every day about 10 km. Does
anyone know, where it is possible? Please write me (to germany) : jokohai@aol.com
- Date:
- 10-08-00
- Time:
- 18:10:14
Comments
For all the lamers that just don't get it. I am not famous, I only party with
the famous....
The countdown was initiated...there is not stopping it now *whoohahahahaha*
C00l~Whip
C00lWhip@forpresident.com
- Date:
- 10-08-00
- Time:
- 15:03:22
Comments
very important!!! this is to everybody who is going to go to carvoeiro: if you
have the possibility to visit a bar called "Mirage" (very good pizza, it's on
the "Rua do Farol") ask for a person called JIMMY, he works in that bar. if he's
not there tell it some of the other waiters, they will surely know what you mean. tell him
from me (Anna) that i love and miss him very much. maybe if you can't find that bar ask
the waiters in other bars. perhaps in the bote disco club. i think everybody knows him
there. you need more information about that? contact me: Anna.Schlegel@gmx.de thank
you!!!!!!!!!! Anna, Stuttgart
- Date:
- 10-08-00
- Time:
- 12:12:03
Comments
We are staying for 2 weeks at the begining of September at the Hotel Almansor.
has anyone been there, What is it like?? Sallie
- Date:
- 10-08-00
- Time:
- 10:55:25
Comments
'Ice Down????' Keep it up 'Sweetheart', you make me laugh!
- Date:
- 10-08-00
- Time:
- 10:41:43
Comments
A guy walks into the Jailhouse bar and notices two pieces of meat on the
ceiling. He asks the bar man for a pint and the bar man asks, "Do you want to
participate in our competition?" The guy asks "What's it all about?" The
barman informs him, "All you have to do is get those pieces of meat off the ceiling
and you get a free pint! If you fail you have to buy the whole bar a drink. "The guy
replies, "No I don't think so mate... the 'steaks' are too high!"
- Date:
- 10-08-00
- Time:
- 10:32:55
Comments
A Joke to speed ones day:-
A pregnant woman from London got in a car accident and fell into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and
frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Congratulations, you had twins! A boy and a girl. When
your brother heard about the accident, he came to London, since he was the closest
relative we had him name them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
- Date:
- 10-08-00
- Time:
- 01:01:44
Comments
Q.What is the difference between B.S.E disease and P.M.T. A. One causes Mad Cow
Disease and the other is an agricultural problem !!!!!!!!!! P.S.That one was for Mr M.G.
from Barry!
- Date:
- 10-08-00
- Time:
- 00:49:00
Comments
Hello to one and all! we will be there on Sunday to hopefully meet the other
Goolies!We will pop into the Jailhouse and ask 'Bobby Stardust for our free drink.Is he
from Goole in East Yorkshire or has he just done the club circuit? P.S we will be flying
from the land of Leaks,daffodils and Dragon's with the M G's possey.Can't wait for the
rubber to touch the tarmac on Sunday BELIVE me ! From P.Theaker and Michelle Marjorie
G.......................................
- Date:
- 09-08-00
- Time:
- 22:07:59
Comments
Re:- V&j taxi. Thanks to mr Andrew for correcting our mistake, we thought
the number was correct at the time we went to press, but , no matter,we achieved the
desired effect and created a response, and now everyone is happy :-)
Glad Michelle got the info re- La Comme ci comme ca, but the pizza's might not
be as nice now. If you want Pizza's try O Forno DO Fraser opposite the post office,
probably the best pizza and pasta house in the village. While your there pop up the hill
to the Jailhouse and ask if you can have an audience with the World Famous "BOBBY
STARDUST" tell him that you are from Goole and you have come to collect your free
drink. Enjoy your holiday. The Goolies.
- Date:
- 09-08-00
- Time:
- 16:50:35
Comments
Is the "rapido" the same as a "rapidinha" only
bigger?!!!!!!! Now, how many of you will understand and explain that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Date:
- 09-08-00
- Time:
- 16:47:36
Comments
Oh yeah, I forgot "managers" DON'T work!!!! I bet the person who
dishes out the cheques at the end of the month for the cleaners, is the very same person
who writes out Sr Julio's. Have a nice day
- Date:
- 09-08-00
- Time:
- 14:53:41
Comments
Why do you have to be so nasty? At least I had the decency to apologise....ice
down.
- Date:
- 09-08-00
- Time:
- 14:36:25
Comments
RE:train to Lisboa. Thanks for info, sorry I have more questions.
Were does the "rapido" leave from? Is it near the Tres Castellos
Apartments in Praia de Rocha? We need to leave on Friday 6th Oct and return Saturday
evening 7th Oct. Is this possible? Do you know what it would cost?
Thanks a Million
- Date:
- 09-08-00
- Time:
- 11:30:55
Comments
Read next time, Know It All!!
- Date:
- 08-08-00
- Time:
- 19:59:13
Comments
Ooops!! Apologies - you did point out its now the Carvoeiro Sol!!!!!
- Date:
- 08-08-00
- Time:
- 14:50:57
Comments
Thank you for the info regarding Pedro. Actually, I did know he had a wife, we
had the pleasure of meeting her last year together with their baby son. We also met
Pedro's father who probably wouldn't be thrilled to hear he "works" at the Dom
Sancho - he's the Manager!! Just for the record - it's the Carvoeiro Sol, has been since
last summer!!! Keep up sweetheart!!
- Date:
- 08-08-00
- Time:
- 14:37:27
Comments
RE HUMOUR. With the whay your spelling went you are not allwais right.See below
for mistakes. Yes I do have a full range of jokes about all characters of life. A punk
rocker with a multi coloured Mohican haircut was sitting on a bench,this old guy sits down
at the side of him and stares and stares at his hair. The punk rocker sticks it for so
long then looks the guy right in the eye and says to him,what the hell are you staring
at?.did'nt you ever do stupid things when you were young?.The old guy says HELL YES,I once
got drunk and made love to a rooster, so I was just wondering, am I your Father?.
- Date:
- 08-08-00
- Time:
- 11:08:17
Comments
Help! Where can I hire a decent mountain bike in Carvoeiro?
Hi to Andrew and Lynne See you Friday! belindley@supanet.com
- Date:
- 08-08-00
- Time:
- 10:51:12
Comments
Cheers very much to the person with all the answers. Can't wait til sunday when
I'll be there!! Thanks again. Michelle G
- Date:
- 08-08-00
- Time:
- 09:55:42
Comments
Mr Andrew: Please vhere is it that you park your bike vhen you are down there? I
am vorried for your sunburn baldy head. Please go vith zee protection. I suggest you are
waering a helmut.
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 23:02:47
Comments
Haven't been here for a few days, it was getting too boring, but I can see you
all need me!!!! Right let's get started, yes Pedro (Nuno is his second name) does still
work in Piu, his father works in the hotel (Dom Sancho) Carvoeiro Sol, and better still
his WIFE works at "A Colmeia" in Lagoa, bet you didn't know that!!!! Le Comme ci
comme ca is now called Tia Ilda. As for the dangerous driving, that ONLY happens in the
summer when the people staying i Aldeia das camines walk up and down the road, you see we
get extra points!!!!!
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 20:00:56
Comments
Can anyone tell me does Pedro still work at Pui(?) the restaurant next to Bote
club?
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 19:57:13
Comments
Mr. Andrew: Re V&J Taxis. Thanks for such detailed information-much
appreciated. We certainly will have a lovely holiday and look forward to returning to
Carvoeiro. Do you ride around on your bicycle all the time-should we look out for you??!!!
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 17:12:30
Comments
Visited Aldeia da Chamines, a somewhat dated complex which some locals say needs
pulling down. Watch your feet in the pool, my Kids and half the people in the pool cut
their feet on cracked tiles. The walk down to tha main road is deadly with Drivers
treating it like a rally track and playing chicken......slow down folks tourists won't
return if they have been knocked down.
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 16:16:37
Comments
Re: Taxi - Faro to Carvoeiro May I add some details to the correspondence
regarding Vasco & Joaquim, Lda, 24 Horas Taxi? I would also recommend them. Totally
reliable, friendly & helpful & will greet you at Faro Arrivals BUT the telephone
number shown in the Goolies reply is incorrect. To telephone V&J from UK dial 00 351
91 788 2683. To telephone V&J in Portugal drop the 00 351. I have arranged taxis with
them many times, both for myself & for fiends & guests. The best way to arrange
for a collection from Faro is to send them a fax on 00 351 282 356521 quoting your names,
flight no, dates times etc (V&J will automatically check Flight arrival times with
Faro to ensure they are not delayed as well as you!!) They use a Mercedes Vito & can
accommmodate 7 people. They are marginally less expensive than airport taxis. Good luck
& have a great time. Mr Andrew, the man with the bicycle!
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 15:13:42
Comments
COOL~Whip: Sounds as though you would get on well with the milk-sippers!! What
are you famous for by the way.......
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 15:09:02
Comments
Michelle: Re Goolies I am as much in the dark as you are with regard to their
name I am just very grateful,to them for the taxi info. Perhaps their surname is Goole
hence Goolies??? The mind boggles, perhaps we shouldn't ask? Come on Goolies - put us out
of our misery!!! A
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 14:06:36
Comments
To whoever the last message about taxis is from, Who are the Goolies, is it
there nick name or the place they are from. Michelle G
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 13:47:02
Comments
To: The Goolies! Thanks for taxi info it is much appreciated!
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 11:39:03
Comments
To THE GOOLIES. Are you called this cos your from Goole in East Yorkshire? That
is where we are coming from on the 13th for 2 weeks. From Michelle G & Paul Theaker.
p.s. Do you know the knew name for Comme-ce Comme-ca restaurant? Its the one on
the road up to Monte Carvoeiro above the Piu restaurant on the beach.
See ya
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 11:06:07
Comments
RE: Humour...
As far as I can tell, my spelling is spot on, and my humour even more so. Don't
take it too personally, but I was just wondering if your jokes had a wider range??
RPM
- Date:
- 07-08-00
- Time:
- 10:25:31
Comments
Hold on to your hats!
I am coming to Carvoeiro in one week, and there is nothing you can do about it!
Wanna party with the famous? Drop me an e-mail!
C00l~Whip
C00lWhip@forpresident.com
- Date:
- 06-08-00
- Time:
- 20:17:11
Comments
Re- Taxi from Faro to Carvoeiro, try Vasco & Joaquim taxi service 24 Horas
on 00351 282 931 7882683. They are a couple of nice lads who are very helpful and
reliable. Enjoy your holiday. The Goolies.
- Date:
- 04-08-00
- Time:
- 19:25:03
Comments
Re CC: It was light hearted Joking,whats the matter have you no sense of
humour?.Sorry about the spelling mistake,you did not do to well either.
- Date:
- 04-08-00
- Time:
- 18:01:21
Comments
RE:train to Lisboa.First of all it`s Lisboa not Liboa.Second there is a train
that takes 4 hours."rapido" that“s the name of the train. I don“t like the
whay that you talk about Portugal.You allwais said bad things about Portugal but all of
you came to live in Portugal CC
- Date:
- 04-08-00
- Time:
- 14:52:19
Comments
Re Train to Liboa.Stick with the coach,the train takes about 6/7 hours,depends
how many stops the driver makes to talk to friends.
- Date:
- 04-08-00
- Time:
- 14:49:58
Comments
RE R.I.A.: This was Mr Read It All,light banter to K.I.A.=Mr Know It All.when he
did not read the board right.
- Date:
- 04-08-00
- Time:
- 13:12:03
Comments
Can anyone tell me the new name of the restuarant COMME-CE COMME-CA. It's the
one on the hill up to Monte Carvoeiro. Has it changed its name? Does anyone have a
telephone number for it? The pizza's are great there!! Michelle G.....
- Date:
- 04-08-00
- Time:
- 03:15:33
Comments
Hi everyone from carvoeiro missing you all regards Richard & Paula Heath
a.k.a Little Dick (Karaoke Legend)
richardheath@cableinet.co.uk
p.s. Paula's still a mad cow. but loves the U.K. Ricardo & Sofia are OK
- Date:
- 03-08-00
- Time:
- 22:23:52
Comments
Hi guys,
Is it possible to take the train from the Algarve to Lisbon.
I have to travel from Praia da Rocha to Lisbon in October. We have a coach
booked, but I believe this will take about 5 hours :-( each way :-((
- Date:
- 03-08-00
- Time:
- 20:57:15
Comments
One bedroom apartment available in heart of village in Rua do Barranco next to
Oasis available for one week from Saturday 26 August until Sat 2 September. Ideal for
couple - price £200. For further details contact Pam and Jim Pickering in Carvoeiro on 00
351 282 359330 or 356880. Enjoy your holidays! ralph@socialtennis.com
- Date:
- 03-08-00
- Time:
- 20:56:31
Comments
Matao Serrao is where QUinta Do Paraiso and Carvoiero Clube de Tenis is beccause
I have a house on the Quinta and thats what is on my electricity bills as the address.I,m
Tony Foxwell and we,the family,arrive at C33 on Aug 11th so get ready to rumble for 2
weeks
- Date:
- 03-08-00
- Time:
- 16:07:39
Comments
Keith S @ barclaycard, my tan will prove that I am in portugal
- Date:
- 03-08-00
- Time:
- 16:02:26
Comments
attention Keith Seymour, only just got your message whats up with ~the
predictive dialler ? Hope its sorted out know, but remember I class the message as a
call-out and want 3 hrs overtime for replying
never managed to get on the web cam, we stood outside for 10 mins but did not
appear on it.
its far to hot, we hit 39 degrees yesterday, and i now look like Kwame cheers
neil
- Date:
- 03-08-00
- Time:
- 09:55:40
Comments
Chris K was Chris Kingston. Not resident but regular visitor years ago.
Emma re time difference Carvoeiro is about 10 years behind London, thank God,
but the actual clocks show the same hour
- Date:
- 03-08-00
- Time:
- 01:54:30
Comments
Further to my previous question:Who was Chris K ??.
- Date:
- 03-08-00
- Time:
- 01:20:16
Comments
RIA??? RIA??? Who the **** is RIA??????
- Date:
- 03-08-00
- Time:
- 00:24:16
Comments
Watch out folks, cause Ria is now on the Internet as well!
- Date:
- 02-08-00
- Time:
- 19:36:45
Comments
Can anyone tell me the exact location of Mato Serrao 8400, please? Laurie
- Date:
- 02-08-00
- Time:
- 14:16:55
Comments
Is there anyone on the internet from Barry that is going to portugal this
summer? I'll be there in 2 weeks with the rest of them. Brooky send me a message coz I
know you are always nosing on this website. It's Michelle...
- Date:
- 02-08-00
- Time:
- 12:23:58
Comments
Hello this is Emma.For the person who asked where i'm from-i'm from Bournemouth
right on the south coast. Does anyone recommend any good bars and clubs?
- Date:
- 02-08-00
- Time:
- 02:26:14
Comments
If you want to sample some real piri piri, go and see george at ELL & EllA
just past the donkey on the right. He serves it with the brazilian been stew. By the way
say hello to matey from brighton.
- Date:
- 01-08-00
- Time:
- 18:21:50
Comments
Hi, we shall be arriving in the Algarve on 19th August and to save time and
tempers does anyone have a phone number so we can pre-book taxi to collect us from Faro
airport and deliver us to Carvoeiro? Please? Thank you so much.
- Date:
- 01-08-00
- Time:
- 17:53:45
Comments
Re: Restuarants.
You can't tell me that an English person does not know how to spell NICE!
You restaurant owners really take the biscuit!! Trade must be quiet?!
- Date:
- 01-08-00
- Time:
- 15:54:17
Comments
Emma,
Where are you from?
- Date:
- 01-08-00
- Time:
- 12:07:29
Comments
Hello everyone! I'm off to Carvoeiro on saturday, and i can't wait. I was
wondering if someone could tell me the time difference? thanx, bye Emma
- Date:
- 01-08-00
- Time:
- 11:48:49
Comments
Neil, we have got your postcard stamped @ England and unless we see you on the
camera on 2 August at 12pm we wont believe you have left Liverpool.
- Date:
- 31-07-00
- Time:
- 23:25:41
Comments
Inland restaurants? Try Silves
Ruis if you like seafood and don't mind a biggish bill; if you like English try
Susies just over the bridge in Silves and turn left for 100 metres; Teodosios the famous
chicken piri piri at Guia (left at the new lights from the Lagoa direction) but order
plenty as the chicken portions are small; Chrissys in Lagoa for a good drop of Belgian
nouvelle; similarly O Lećo at Porches; Rouxinol on the way to Monchique; Cafe Ciclo in
Lagoa (good and cheap) Buster Blood Vessel
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